I apologize
February 18, 2009
January 15, 2009
no words…no words..
January 15, 2009
I know a few people Id like to defriend for a whopper just so they stop friend requesting me…or creepin’ on my FB
My tailor made defriending would go something like this:
Dear Sir/Mam/Annoying pain in my ass,
We are and never will be real friends so please stop either creepin and or friend requesting me. Because of your stupidity you have been replaced by 1/10 of a whopper. Feel good about yourself? I hope so.
You’re Welcome,
V
January 14, 2009
Necessary? I think not…we are all aware of the lovely aromas in this grand city…
January 10, 2009
Are you serious.....question mark!?!?! LoL oh this is a joke on so many levels..
January 10, 2009
when you see a grandma, round brush, and blow dryer coming at you…RUN LIKE HELL
Posted by V under WTF | Tags: blow dryer, cheapskate, flip out, grandma, roundbrush |Leave a Comment
So I went to go get a trim at the hair cuttery ..I know I know…but it was a trim…or so I thought. SO I get this grandma and Im like okay she wont do anything crazy, she’s a grandma. Well I was wrong..she cut a shit ton off ..granted i did need it to be cut since its been forever since i last got it cut but i digress….so shes cutting cutting away…telling me Im gonna look beautiful (cut to me thinking about an episode from The Office where Phyllis takes Karen to get her hair done..well Karen ends up looking like Phyllis- this kids, as I look at the grandma’s hair, is how Im picturing my fate.) So she styles it …this is where it gets interesting (as if I have not already caught your attention) As a side note: when you see a grandma, round brush, and blow dryer coming at you…RUN LIKE HELL. She round brushes my hair to make the ends FLIP OUT! and middle part leaving my bangs to run wild…( a photo that is nicely now represented on Mr. Mauro’s blog, thanks…)
I put my hat on, grandma asks if I like it, I squeak out a “yeah..” and she tells me I look beautiful and have a new style- knife me. I pay and run out the door…walk faster than I ever have home…plug in the straightener and pray for the best…
I get through one layer and am about to die…so I take a shot of vodka to calm down..how could this be..but then I think “hey cheap skate…you went to the hair cuttery” but then I argue with myself “all I wanted was a trim though” rebuttal “well you got yourself a trim…happy.” I chug back another shot and keep straightening…
turns out …not too much damage is done..hair looks healthy, shorter but healthy and survived the round brush flip out trauma of 2009.
January 10, 2009
Yes ladies and gents…that’s what I said
Posted by V under TWSS | Tags: That's what she said, you're welcome |Leave a Comment
The phrase “That’s what she said” has made its way into the public in ways that I am sure even one Michael Scott would blush at…but why…why and how did this phrase actually stick. We all know there are many many stupid phrases from tv and movies or even from celebrities that be come “catch”.. but why this one?
Well sadly I am not here to answer any of those questions…just to add to the humor of it all in my own words…ie That’s what SHE said.
so to you I say…
You’re Welcome
xo
V
