September 2, 2010
September 2, 2010
June 7, 2010
the family that drinks together…stays together…question mark?!
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May 2, 2010
I found this on Perez…sooo funny..
May 2, 2010
yeah this is how I described my love for Mr. Patrick Stump right after seeing him at the Channel 11 Sound Stage….my friend Anthony then replied “what are you a Daniel Steel Novel.”
That is neither here not there. I just wanted to point out that his birthday was this week and some other interesting stuff about my love.
Solo stuff…FAB in case you didn’t know he is not only good looking but extremely talented…
May 2, 2010
The Black Eyed Peas’ song I Gotta Feeling became the best-selling song in digital history this week. It has sold 5,561,000 digital copies, surpassing Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain.
Mazel tov!-Perez Hilton
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Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate
April 29, 2010
I wonder if it is anything like Milk-Steak.
This is what the little boy I babysit said he was drinking. he had it in a mug, I asked what he had in there and he said “Milk-Beer.” Obviously the next logical question was for me to ask how it was ..he replied “Great.” It was hard not to laugh out loud.
April 22, 2010
On my way to work I walked passed an abandon pair of pants…the first thing that came to my mind was “don’t you hate pants”…I still haven’t stopped laughing about it.
April 17, 2010
I can’t help but be so fascinated by Miss GaGa …but Im clearly not the only one:
I think this is good enough to make a regular spot on TWSS…enjoy! xo
April 17, 2010
Imma be, be, be, be, Imma, Imma be
Imma be, be, be, be, Imma, Imma be
Imma be, be, be, be, Imma, Imma be
I don’t know how they do it but since 2000 or something the Black Eyed Peas have been coming up with catchy annoying ass songs that I can’t help but after hearing them for the zillionth time on the radio fall so in love that I download what once sounded like nails on a chalk board for a dollar and twenty nine cents (yes I do pay for my music…I figure I am just making up for all the pirated music I DL’d in college) on to my iPod to hear not only on the radio…but also on my L commute to work.
I wanna know who writes these tunes and if they have some magical formula that can make even the most pop music adverse person find themselves humming these idiotic tunes on a weekly basis. Once I found myself singing this totally stupid song that doesn’t even have REAL WORDS I decided to do some research on these “pop peas.” The hit song before this, that was played at countless clubs, weddings and almost on the hour on every single radio station “I’ve got a feelin,’ “ pretty much was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me, or so I thought. After that song I knew something was up, there is no way that there is not a formula or something to this madness. I mean come on how on earth could someone have so many nonsense catchy songs with a group that I have no idea how they all even fit together. I feel like they each say a couple phrases and just dance around each other (please reference their latest SNL gig.)
I know you are probably thinking to yourself “no, no they don’t have that many hits…you have just heard their latest three too many times.” Well, you non-believer I am here to enlighten you on this Black Eye Pop Pea Phenomenon.
Top 10 Hits(with you tube links in case you need more proof):
2003: Shut Up
2003: Where is the Love (this song is WAY too annoying to link, I wouldn’t do that to you)
2004: Hey Mamma
2004: Let’s Get it Started [ which I would LOVE to note that the original title was “Let’s get Retarded,” well the original lyrics anyway. At first…I remember thinking “hey they have something here” but I was also in college and well it could have well been my anthem. This song was sold out to use to pretty much advertise everything and anything that year. But I guess this goes along with the nature of the group.. a pop music mess.]
2005: My Humps
2005: Don’t Phunk with my Heart
2005: Don’t Lie
2006: Pump It
2009: I Got a Feeling (turn on the radio for this one)
2009: Boom Boom Pow
And these are just their top ten, I was afraid to dig deeper to find how many more songs I’ve fallen victim to and helped to contributed to this nonsense. And please do not forget about Miss Fergie’s solo gigs…just as annoying. I will save your ears and for the fear of Fergalicious, Clumsy or dare I say, Big Girls don’t cry lyrics being stuck in your head for all eternity..or until you hear Imma be again…
As I have been writing this I can even help myself from nodding my head and –hate to admit to- dancing in my chair. So I guess all in all I have to hand it to them, they have capitalized on the simplest form of “music” [and I use that term VERY loosely] and made a name for themselves (not to mention I am sure a truck load of money to match.)
April 17, 2010
You know that moment when you realize it’s really spring and you have officially survived winter? It’s like this tiny great feeling like ‘”hey I did it, its over, I made it through” Chicagoans know this feeling all too well it’s the reason we live here. We love that feeling mostly I think because we take such pride in our ‘city summers’ to most they could hardly be called summer maybe more like a warm spring but to us its the best thing about the city.
April 17, 2010
If you like to consume excessive amounts of alcohol… do not get a cat.
And come on who doesn’t like to dip into life’s pleasures from time to time. However, if in fact you own or are thinking of owning a feline, I suggest you think twice about it. 
We all know cats have their own world and we are just living in it. The slowly creep around keeping you puzzled as to what exactly they are doing. Are they plotting your untimely death, looking for a rodent, or just walking like that because they know it will make you crazy!? Let’s face it; cats are much smarter than humans. Mostly because they know better and well they always land on their feet.
Moving on, cats also have this way about them that is very mysterious to the human, and probably dog if they could sit still for ten seconds to think about it. There are times they are madly in love with you like you are the best owner in the world and they would never want anything more out of life then to be right next to you purring away like you guys are BFFs. Annnnddd then there are times they’d rather jump out a ten story window then have anything to do with you. So the mystery continues.
None of this is the point of the story..just a refresher on the cat species in general.
Going along with the fact that you never and will never know what your cat is thinking, is that look they give you. When you leave, when you come back, when you are writing a blog, when you are eating cereal, when you are throwing up last night like it’s your job….They have this look, almost motherly. Motherly in a sense that you know what you are doing or where you are going may not be the best decision then you think “shit should I have made my bed before I head out for the day” “nah, none is going to see it “ but you know in the back of your head you hear “did you clean your room? Is your bed made?” etc. You get the point and I am now rambling.
Moral of this very wordy story is when you are on your death-bed because your night of “I’ll only have a drink or two,” turned into enough tequila shots to liquor up Mexico…your darling judging kitty cat is right there next to you. And not to hold your hair and tell you everything is going to be just fine, but to tell you …”you are a complete idiot…did you really need to take those 5 extra shots? Was it really worth closing the bar down..did you even get that girl/guys number…No. And now look at you head face down in the toilet wishing you were dead.” You try to rationalize with the cat “but I couldn’t say no” “it was so-and-so’s birthday” “my boyfriend/girlfriend/both broke up with me” “ I had a hard week” “I was the life of the party” Cat just stares blankly at you “you look like the life of the party now don’t you.” “Don’t we go through this every weekend” “You haven’t learned you lesson yet?” You turn back to the toilet just to escape the judging eyes…doesn’t work. And you wonder..man I’ve seen this look before, I shouldn’t feel bad about this I’m a grown up, I can make my own bad decisions…then it hits you. Your mom looked at you the same way when you stumbled in too late, spent the night/morning in the bathroom and especially when you had to dart out of church because you were so hung over (true story, I believe the church part was the punishment for being a moron the night before.) Anyways, Cats are like little reminders of moms. ( I once read a sign that said: Cats are little women in fur coats. It should have read: Cats are little judgy women in fur coats.)
So if you do not want a reminder of all your stupidity from the night before do not get a cat. Or if you need that little piece of mom around to remind you as you walk out the door for a full on night of partying not to drink your weight in alcohol.. just take a glance at your cat and you will get the message..then 4 drinks later you’ll forget all about it .
